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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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