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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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