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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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