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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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