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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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