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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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