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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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