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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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