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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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