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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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