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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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