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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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