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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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