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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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