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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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