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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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