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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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