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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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