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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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