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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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