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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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