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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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