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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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