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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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