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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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