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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Worf eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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