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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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