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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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