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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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