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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Maya eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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