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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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