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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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