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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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