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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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