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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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