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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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