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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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