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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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