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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Stella eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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