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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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