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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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