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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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