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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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