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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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