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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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