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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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