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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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