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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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