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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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