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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮
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