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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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