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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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